Client: “So.. you’re my therapist?”
Yep.
Client: “Didn’t you just get suspen-”
Shhhh!
You need help being humorous right?
Client: “Yes, I cant help crying that there’s spilled milk on the floor I need help-”
Shhhh!
Where do monsters get their cookies from?
Client : " I don’t know, Wher-"
The ghoul scouts! Laughs obnoxiously
Client: “Are you done?”
No. –Ehdhehehehhe
Client leaves😔
Well there goes my first client.
–You still paid me! Ehem
So you clicked on this because you need help making a humorous game that will get popular fast, huh? I should probably start this wonky guide. Make sure to stay quiet unless I get another client!
Goofy faces
Add Goofy faces around the map. Like you walk next to a tree press an invisible trigger and then a goofy face shows up! Everybody loves a good funny face once in a while, especially babies. Try this with your baby sibling (if you have one).
Forum Jokes
Some brain-rot. No no no! Not the brain-rot I was talking about earlier! Like forum brain-rot. The things we say a lot, like the Chick-fil-a motto but with a forum twist! Something like…–“Eat more Turtles” I’m def gonna put that in my next game. Just something fellow forumers can laugh at.
Absurd Dialogue
Make absurd dialogue with senteries. Like they are debating if they cleaned their closets better.
Ridiculous Scenarios
Make ridiculous scenarios that will make the player chuckle a little. Like the player is an employee for animal control and a rabid chipmunk escaped the pet shop to eat peoples wigs and dirty socks.
Close to ragebait
Make a brief, stressy, Obby, that will make the players want to rage quit but add warnings when they get to a hard part. Like a sign that says “You better not start rage-quitting {user}”
Quirky Emojis
Cover your map in quirky but funny emojis like the crying emoji or whatever this is ( ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Trolling (Optional)
Surprise the play with trolling. Like a win button that spawns a bunch of senteries. Very helpful if you’re playtesting with friends.
Roasts
Add roasts around the map. Like if the player presses a button that says don’t press and a popup appears saying “Oi! Don’t you have eyes you trespasser it said don’t press!”
Prop Overload
Add a whole bunch of props that will make the player’s computer have an identity crisis. But add it in one spot and add a warning. Otherwise, they wont think its very funny.
Forum Nostalgia
Add funny things that everybody remembers
So sigma.
Well that’s it. I might add more to this guide but that’s it for now.
Shhh! I have another client!
Client walks in and sits down
Client: My dad left when I was 5 and he said he was going to get milk-
And how old are you now?
Client: 50-
Get the flip out of here grandma.
Client: I’m giving you 1 star
I’m giving your face 1 star
Client gets Offended
Client Leaves
Being a therapist is so hard… Maybe I should try becoming a spider.
Guide recommendations from your therapist
I’m aware some may have no images.
