Client: “So.. you’re my therapist?”
Yep.
Client: “Didn’t you just get suspen-”
Shhhh!
You need help being humorous right?
Client: “Yes, I cant help crying that there’s spilled milk on the floor I need help-”
Shhhh!
Where do monsters get their cookies from?
Client : " I don’t know, Wher-"
The ghoul scouts! Laughs obnoxiously
Client: “Are you done?”
No. –Ehdhehehehhe
Client leaves😔
Well there goes my first client.
–You still paid me! Ehem
So you clicked on this because you need help making a humorous game that will get popular fast, huh? I should probably start this wonky guide. Make sure to stay quiet unless I get another client!
Tip 1
Add Goofy faces around the map. Like you walk next to a tree press an invisible trigger and then a goofy face shows up! Everybody loves a good funny face once in a while, especially babies. Try this with your baby sibling (if you have one).
Tip 2
Some brain-rot. No no no! Not the brain-rot I was talking about earlier! Like forum brain-rot. The things we say a lot, like the Chick-fil-a motto but with a forum twist! Something like…–“Eat more Turtles” I’m def gonna put that in my next game. Just something fellow forumers can laugh at.
Tip 3
Make absurd dialogue with senteries. Like they are debating if they cleaned their closets better.
Tip 4
Make ridiculous scenarios that will make the player chuckle a little. Like the player is an employee for animal control and a rabid chipmunk escaped the pet shop to eat peoples wigs and dirty socks.
Tip 5
Make a brief, stressy, Obby, that will make the players want to rage quit but add warnings when they get to a hard part. Like a sign that says “You better not start rage-quitting {user}”
Tip 6
Cover your map in quirky but funny emojis like the crying emoji or whatever this is ( ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Tip 7
Surprise the play with trolling. Like a win button that spawns a bunch of senteries. Very helpful if you’re playtesting with friends.
Tip 8
Add roasts around the map. Like if the player presses a button that says don’t press and a popup appears saying “Oi! Don’t you have eyes you trespasser it said don’t press!”
Tip 9
Add a whole bunch of props that will make the player’s computer have an identity crisis. But add it in one spot and add a warning. Otherwise, they wont think its very funny.
Tip 10
Add funny things that everybody remembers
So sigma.
Well that’s it. I might add more to this guide but that’s it for now.
Shhh! I have another client!
Client walks in and sits down
Client: My dad left when I was 5 and he said he was going to get milk-
And how old are you now?
Client: 50-
Get the flip out of here grandma.
Client: I’m giving you 1 star
I’m giving your face 1 star
Client gets Offended
Client Leaves
Being a therapist is so hard… Maybe I should try becoming a spider.
Guide recommendations from your therapist
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