Ferg here, giving you a run for your money.
Now take a look at Gamblecore: no money, no friends, and no dad (at least, no PROUD dad)…
Now, a quick lecture from your local college professor:
Gambling is not for kids, guys. Don’t end up like Gamblecore over there. Anyway…
Stocks- Random spikes and valleys in prices as shares go up and down; but you gain 6-7% more money every year!
Savings- Basically stocks but a little more reliable since professionals handle it.
Interest- The IRS is knocking at your door in Germany because you still pay taxes for your international passport…"
Hey, my buddy, go take care of him before he launches another lecture of useless knowledge, uh…[1]
Stonks
First, fire up the Gimkit Creative campfire and start cooking the systems, listed below:
Blockless randomizer: find the guide here.
Or just get a normal randomizer, that ranges from -50 to 50
Now start moving them around with a penguin to add flavor. When the penguin starts burning, you know it’s good. For those who know tractors are delicious, grind a tractor up and sprinkle 5 grams into the fire.
Blocks:
If the original price was 1, and the game chose -50, the new price would be:
ogprice x -0.5 - -0.5
If it chose 50, it would be
ogprice x 5 = 5
Duplicate this system however many times you want.
WARNING: NOT FOR PRACTICING FOR REAL STOCKS
Side note: link this to a system that activates the wire pulse block every minute
Code is still very basic, so feel free to tell me what I need to change!
Oh thanks turtle
Can you guess who by the sounds of the earth-shaking? ↩︎