I need simple funny or just random lines (up to 100) 22 more!

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I like eating live crickets
Have you ever had a dream that
That you, um, you had, you’ll, you would
You could, you do, you would you want you
You could do some, you…
You’ll do, you could you, you want
You want him to do you so much

You could do anything, do anything
Have you ever had a dream
You could do anything, do anything
Have you ever had a dream
You could do anything, do anything

Have you ever had a dream that
That you, um, you had, you’ll, you would
You could, you do, you would you want you
You could do some, you…
You’ll do, you could you, you want
You want him to do you so much

You could do anything, do anything
Have you ever had a dream
You could do anything, do anything
Have you ever had a dream

You could do anything, do anything
Have you ever had a dream
You could do anything, do anything
Have you ever had a dream
You could do anything, do anything

grassofwunder read

can I j0in neons? you’ll have two new member bc of it (me, my parasite, be careful around him

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making more jokes/references because i’m supposed to be doing school work

It was the SNOWGRAVES

“What luck buffs do I need to pull a woman” - Me, literally yesterday

“kitten jackie” - My nickname for Blackjack :sob:

Spyde pls spare me

allat for a single gimcoin :broken_heart:

you said you don’t like change, well now i’m afraid :sob:

that’s it, i’m sentencing you to watching 2 and a half hours of why Mort from Madagascar is secretly an eldritch horror beyond human comprehension (I mean technically speaking you can’t comprehend it but whatever)

I’m stuck in a trap like william aft :sob:

neon grass wunderpaint pls read

grrr down with the neons you guys are evil and diabolical. let the monochromes reign supreme!!!

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hey, you’re not allowed to use fonts in posts. Just telling u :]

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“Thee monochromes shall be defeated”

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“my pet pig can fly.”

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Lol.
Looks at cow
“Burger, cheese on mine!”

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i eat penguins

turtles are yummy

for anyone in the war

I have made a group on the wix, so you don’t need to argue in your bios and it takes a long time to see what’s new. Hopefully that group will get approved shortly.

@WheatgrassWunderlich use a personal device

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You crashed into my yard!

Your yard got in my car’s way!

Honey?

Yes m0m? M0m? MOOOOOOOOOOM

Remember George, don’t eat the dog.

Grass is ground’s clouds.

Johnny is eating 5 candies every minute, how many candies will he have eaten after 25 minutes? Diabetes.

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Who needs sleep when you have snow-cone syrup

Xuch23

I don’t have a wix account, so the neon team won’t have its leader :sob:

@Xuch23 I can’t it’s blocked for me :sob:

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today I put 100 men against their will in this Mr b3ast video!

xuch23

my school blocked the wix

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Have this coffee! It might give you ADHD, though.
My sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s cousin’s dad’s dog stole your red socks.

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This hamburger tastes great, but I don’t think that’s beef in there…

Whoever said " the show must go on" probably didn’t have a show to begin with

it is what it is, I guess

wait, didn’t that brain name itself?

sometimes I wonder, what is life

wait, water is edible

I like my AI infused water very good

Gotta always have your daily dose of calories

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the OP said No brainrot also can anyone decrease the time between posts please? I think 4 hours is 2 long :skull:

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they put it there for a reason.

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guessed it

People please try to post your new ideas in old posts by editing them

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“Oh my god your head is huge”

"Please don’t sue me, everyone wants to sue me when I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee”.

“No, I think he’s Swedish”.

" Oh, you can bag me up ANYTIME "

:blush:

(It made me re-post it :smiling_face_with_tear:)

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Life is just prolonged suff3ring.

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erm i burnt the water
WHAT HOW DID YOU EVEN BURN WATER!!!
erm tbh idk
BURH YOU CANT EVEN COOK WATER BROOOOO!!!
im sorry i told you that i cant cook :downcast_face_with_sweat:

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The floor is too flat…

WHAT. A. DRAGGGGGG.

shut

Freedom is an illusion. Wake up to the truth. OR SHOULD I SAY, LIES.

…?

wuh

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MUFFIN- says very loudly