Wait, oranges have natural packaging? And so do eggs?
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“(Absolutely nothing, says the bunch of celestial particles. IN A JAR.)”
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Dad, why did mom leave for the orange juice?
Only the good guys support communism
My pet rock burned itself
My parents said not to go in any sketchy white vans, but what about brown vans
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“Honey, where’s my paaaants?”
“Your thee thype off persun 2 mispsell tings on porpoise.”
“Lamborghini? Is that a kind of pasta?”
“For the last time, shoes are not hats, Rhonda! We’re breaking up.”
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"Heard the adoption center has a Buy one get one free thing going on… "
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“whereisthespacebarsomeonehelpme”
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You’re back here again? What was it this time? / Lorem ipsum / You better had finished your homework before playing this. / GERONIMO / I just your ability read to for 5 minutes
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“i guess this truly was a undetale”
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I am braindead now, so here is my last one: WHO ATE MY MICROWAVE?!! 
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don’t call me out like that
Alright let me cook:
I’m sending you to France.
Oh, you’re a penguin? Don’t cross paths with Yoyo
Don’t ask Coolcaden26 what happened when he mis-typed “jumping”
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You’re built like a Gacha edit
This is my Gim. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
That’s it. You’re on the naughty list.
I listen to songs with BAD WORDS
Did you know? In Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan, “Shika” means “Deer.” And if you pair that with “Noko,” that becomes “Deer Person” or “Deer Girl.” But it’s also the name of the main character, Noko Shikanoko, who IS a deer girl. “Nokonoko” also happens to mean “Unconcerned” or, in the spirit of the Fudō Myōō, “an immovable object.” Koshitan is an idiom, which translates to “watch closely like a tiger.” But Koshi is also the name of THIS girl, who is voiced by Saki Fujita, who also happens to be the voice of Hatsune Miku! “Tan” is an honorific, like “Chan,” which is used for girls, but “Tan” sounds cuter. So put that all together, you get “Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan”, which in English, they just localized it to “My Deer Friend Nokotan,” which is a pun! But if you translate that literally, it would be “Deer Girl Doesn’t Care as a Cute Baby Tiger Watches Her Intently!” which based on the first episode is pretty much what happens! But how did this end up becoming an excellent example of brain rot meme marketing? Well, according to the music director and composer of the song, they were just told to make a song that just says “Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan” and they were locked in.
Here’s the short for that last one 
Good.
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I don’t think a 6 year old would understand this XD
player:“mother im hungry can we get GimDonalds?”
the mother: no we have food at home
player"ugh fine…"
posses to eat the microwave*
mother:“hey why are you eating the microwave!!!”
Player:“well i couldn’t find any food soooo yeah i decided to eat the microwave instead” 
mother:“hits you with an sipper, STOP EATING MY MICROWAVE!!!”
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why do meteor craters always precisely catch meteors?
if you only cut once, how do you give four oranges to four children?
if i put water in water, do i get dilute water or concentrate water?
if there are so many criminals in prisons, why doesnt the police arrest people in it?
when i saw a ghost, i explained physics for two hours, to let him believe he does not exist
is “no guide dogs allowed” shown for the bIind people or is it shown to the guide dog?
do transformers buy car insurance or personal insurance
why do schools have security offices but no attacking office?
no singular snowflake is innocent, marcus said to the television with no signal
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Found on an old Blackhole help topic:
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Crashes through the ceiling
Hello
“Open the door so the Wi-fi can come in”
“I’ma Michael Jackson my way to the roof Hee-heee”
“Wawawawawawaawawawa”
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this works right?
RIGHT?
"los tralalitos dicen “tralala” "
"dead internet theory 
"
“im in your walls”
lemme pull up one more, holup
ah yes, this one
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I typed that on purpose that’s why nobody said anything
For Spyde: “YOUU, WE CAN’T HAVE GOOD MOMENTS BECAUSE OF YOU!”