wait a minute I’m checking some posts and deciding if they actually can be on a game for 6 yr old
This abouta get a slow mode 
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…you all forget. Don’t forget me again.
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yeah that’s what I started saying
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Mines is allowed.
Oo oo I got one!
Imagine having a life, cuz I don’t have one.
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How about
You shouldn’t be on this for too long
Define “long”, if you don’t I’ll probably do this for 5 hours
instead 'cuz it kinda sounds harsh
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A spatula is my gadget of choice. Fight me.
The fridge attacked me at 3am. Give it a time out.
I didn’t mean to set off the fire alarm. I was just microwaving a sock.
What do you mean ‘stop naming the neighborhood raccoons’?
I’m suing God.
MY BED IS NEON WHO DID THIS (WunderBread iykyk)
The Roomba wins all of its battles.
If you poke me one more time I’m feeding your shoelaces to the cat.
I think my pet rock is smarter than my calculus professor.
I tried to hack into the vending machine, and now it gives out free chips, but only if you ask in binary.
Who wrote ‘don’t trust the soap’ on the toilet lid?
Actually I could handle 60 all by myself
Also @SeamlessMoon what is this for :P we’ve all been doing it without question
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Hear me out: one character recites all 57 Precepts of Zote (from Hollow Knight).
I would include all of them, but it’s 57 precepts. How would I do that? That’s a rhetorical question.
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I make it a point to answer rhetorical questions.
Yes, that’s both a comment and a line.
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So I’m making an AI in tic-tac-toe and when the player’s turn is done I need the system to be evaluating for at least 4-7 seconds for it to properly work, and in that time a randomizer will be giving random lines out of 100 so the player doesn’t get bored.
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Did you know that dinosaurs that went extinct before the Cretaceous Period never touched grass? Just like you-
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My life is a joke. And it’s not funny.
My iPad blew up in my face.
I ate a radioactive taco. I think it gave me a YouTube addiction.
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!
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Why is that kid acting like that
“WATER BUCKET RELEASE”
“chicken JOkey💅”
“Happy, happy, happy!”
Better to act like a clown then to look like one…
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“But then why would you choose to look like one” -Innocent 5 year old
“But why do you still act like one too?” -Also innocent 5 year old
...
“Why are there pimples on your face, is that why you look like a clown?” - Now a menace 5 year old
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I like bread 
My oven blew up 
STOP EATING MY MICROWAVE NO-
I like to poof out of existence for no reason
I SAID STOP. EATING. MY MICROWAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
NOW YOU’RE EATING THE OVEN? STOP EATING HOUSEHOLD ITEMS YOU CINNAMON ROLL-
i am a piece of bread.
….
I NEED A NEW MICROWAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Insert name) trapped me in the fridge.
I was kicked out of my cinnamon roll.
NO NO NOOOOOOO NOT MY NEW MICROWAVE-
guys i need a new microwave.
and that’s all my ideas. FOR NOW…
I am back.
WHO ATE MY CINNAMON ROLL-
GIVE ME MY MICROWAVE-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE ME MICROWAVEEEEEEEE-proceeds to crash out
I AM NOT PAYING 1,000 BUCKS FOR A MICROWAVE.
NO THE OVEN HAS BEEN EATEN-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
done with this part, likely not gonna do another.
At this point the new ones down here are optional since im doing too much.
IM BROKE BC I USED ALL MY MONEY ON A MICROWAVE-HEY PUT IT DOWN!
NOT MY MICROWAVE, ANYTHING BUT MY MICROWAVE!
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I ate someone’s microwave
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