Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher? He had skeletons in his closet.
I spent a lot of time, money and effort childproofing my house … but the kids still get in.
Small son sitting on Daddy’s lap: “I’m still confused. Was I born in a nest or a hive?”
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!
What do you need in order to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A large fortune.
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Who put glitter in the toaster?
There’s a duck in the sink and it’s side eyeing me.
I traded your car for three llamas and a glowstick. Good deal, right?
I adopted a donkey in your name.
Mom, there’s a cryptid in the backyard. Can I keep it?
There’s magic in the air and it’s called Wi-Fi.
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!
Half these lines me or my friends said at least once
And we don’t talk about the time where I climbed on the roof of the school greenhouse and screamed “Technoblade Never Dies”. True story.
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um we need to count i think we overdid 100 lines
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All of this is is just a line.
Is there’s nobody in the world like nothing
Are we happy or smart
I ate a pineapple pizza
100 isn’t number..Nothing is a number
My brain ain’t braining
I think I have brain freeze in a freezer
My cat ate the whole cat food in one bite
I like the word food
I broke my toy
everything ain’t good
I broke the universe
I went to the ocean where I live
I’m not good because of the word “not”
I like all because it’s everyone
I think I’m finish with a new word called “echei”
I’m done with me so I’m going to sleep
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Shoot for the moon, 1,000?
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“Problems always have solutions, mistakes always get fixed. But we still haven’t found a solution for you, and your brain still needs to get fixed”
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We need 2 more
that’s a woman?
from the lorax 
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…mmm peanut butter
You know, this could be a little off-
Lies are split in two. Compassionate lies, and MEEEE
Yes, I have a problem.
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Idk just thought of these in 2 seconds 
“I like turtles”
“There’s no school cause it’s saturday “ (u need to know context)
“What’s a fish with no ‘eyes’? A FSH…”
What’s Mozart currently doing? De - composing.” (Heheheh)
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Oh my goodness you guys.
We are cooking with this.
Someone put a continuation of this topic on the Wix.
Anyway…
Why is our houseplant sentinent?
I think I taught the cat quantum mechanics.
THERE’S A UNICORN IN MY BATHROOM, HELP!
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“In my world, everything eats rainbows and poops butterflies!”
“That’s amazing kiddo”
Child walks away “MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“Is that kid a dem-gel or something?”
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Quoted from the forums.
How do I cut someone open for elementary schoolers to see.
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That’s over 100 we’re done I think.I can’t believe I just count them all.
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dad, what’s communism?
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yeah i think we are we need to ask the op if this is enough or if he needs more Hey @SeamlessMoon
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Why is the blender speaking Latin?
Get this paint bucket off of me
Who gave the AI a sword?
I accidentally married a ghost in Minecraft. Now we share a mortgage.
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guys stop we already have more than 100 the topic might get flagged chill out!!
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“Hey dad i’m hungry”
“Hey hungry i’m dad”
“Why did you name me-”
“Name you? Oh, it’s because your mother forced me to”
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I think that isn’t appropriate for a gkc game
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