So i need funny tips from my game they can be funny or they can be serious but NO BRAIN ROT
a sentry that falls through portals infinitely
… No im mean like saying for when the player loses
“Here’s how to win: Don’t lose!”
@Colton maybe when respawn you have to defeat a line of sentries before you can keep going?
wdym by funny tips?
(also @AnaLea you dont need to ping him if your replying to his post)
k. i will not ping anymore
Example
“How did you d1e? Oh wait yeah thats why just dont let it happen again…”
it drops potatos from the player when they DlE
What in the Marv’s name are u talking about?
potato rain is what im saying
like the player drops potatos when they [bruh] and they cant pick up any taters
this is an item not a quote…
Here’s some.
- Next time, just don’t di3.
- Watch where you’re going! (For if the player falls into a manhole)
- I’m brain d3@d now, sorry
- Roll a D20 to check your fa!lure rate
- At this point, you should just quit.
- Typing speed go brrrrrrr (BlackHole quote!!!) Slow down. I think you hurt your hands. (I know it’s terrible, I actually have no ideas. I’m brain d@3d from making my guide)
ah, okay, i get it. cool
Looks like you’re pretty TIRED from that one (player gets run over)
OOOOOH, Im good at this stuff, since I play a lot of games
D3ath is only temporary. Victory is permanent!
Your body is completely fried
Your back here again?!
It’s funny to watch you fail
(player) tried messing with gravity… and lost
don’t look down so you can j0in me
your decaying corpse will be an object for ridicule and mockery
oh, the horrible pain of defeat
you are worthless
try again, good bye
I’m not saying Im keeping track of how many times you fail but… you fail3d
Player forgot to read the fine print.
(player) took failing to the next level
POV: You fail3d
IM sorry, I can’t image what you are going through
Good friends will mourn your failur3, your best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after your failur3.
(player) went off with a bang!
This was meant to happen
WHOOPS
Did you forget to survive again?
I wouldn’t have done that if I were you
“I LAGGED”, quit whining
We all make mistakes
lets try a little harder next time…okay?
Get good, buddy
I should make a montage of each time you fail, that would break the record for longest montage created)
you have not fail3d another time, you simply found another way to fail
See ya, now world piece has been acquired!
well goodbye, not a big loss…
so you didn’t get the free gimbucks?
Try noob mode instead of medium
“Target Destroyed”
I told you to get an A+ 100% on your test, tsk, tsk
Well, I guess 314159265359… Isn’t the charm…
It wasn’t even a player…
(Player) was informed of their expiration date…
WOW, I’m SOOOOOOOO suprised
Skill issue
Yesterday is History, tomorrow is a…oh wait, no tomorrow for you!
I’m so tired this took a loooong time to make, I hope it helps! @Colton
I have like 2 ideas of text if thats what you mean for when you d 1 e
1# Youve d 1 e d from (what you have d 1 e d from) Next time (cause of d e a t h like if you d 1 e d from a player say try running away)
2# Good luck next time. -(what or who k 1 l l e d you)
Some mor:
ya know the odds of you dyng there are 1 in 1 quintillion
sorry i fell asleep from how SLOW you are
“Geeeeeet dunked on!” - (whoever brought you to an unfortunate end)