Fun Tips! Do you Gimy?

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i was adding on to it

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Here:

I filled a notebook with how many failures you had.
It’s not even funny at this point…
In case you don’t understand, the point is to not d!e.
Someone grab the popcorn, I need to see this.
Hol up, u d!ed again?
Ummm… practice makes perfect?
You had one job, one!
You know what? Try again
Okay that’s it, i’m not watching u fail again
bruh
My grandma could finish this faster if she respawned as much as you.
Um, are you trying to d!e?
Let’s hope that’s lag, and move on…
So close! yet so far
(insert incoherent sounds of rage)
When the player succeeds:
It’s about time
Finally, world peace!
(insert incoherent sounds of joy)

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“Welcome back, and see you soon.”

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You do realize the point of this is to win, right?
In this game, you want points. It’s not golf.
If I had a penny for every time you failed, I would have $10.43.
(Hope I didn’t steal anyone’s, in advance, sorry- didn’t mean to!)

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Ok, then please search before you post

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Im not looking for a d@ath screen… Im looking for funny things to put when a player loses did you read?
(Also its better to hear from the active community and what they think then should add than just from a single player)

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Click on the topic and scroll

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Like i just said…

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  1. You edited that so I didn’t see it

Not

Oh, I didn’t know that came off as mean, but sorry if it did and @Blackjack 's right it’s not worth being off-topic over

Some ideas

“You know there’s also winning?”
“[Player name] sucks! Alert [Player name] sucks Alert”
“You aren’t supposed to lose…”

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OK i get your point but also this is something you’ve done on many of my topics to so if you could kindly please don’t argue with me and dont reply unless you have information OR you are giving ideas! Thnks

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Stay on topic. it isn’t worth fighting over. Obviously there was a miscommunication.

anyways.

“Yeah- no, are you playing blindfolded?”
“There is no easy mode, I’m sorry.”
“Okay, see, you use this to blast…”
“I quit.”

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Here are all the Ded messages so far(being updated):

text wall

“How did you d!e? Oh wait yeah thats why just dont let it happen again…”
“Here’s how to win: Don’t lose!”
Next time, just don’t di3.
Watch where you’re going! (For if the player falls into a manhole)
I’m brain d3@d now, sorry
Roll a D20 to check your fa!lure rate
At this point, you should just quit.
Typing speed go brrrrrrr
Slow down. I think you hurt your hands.
D3ath is only temporary. Victory is permanent!
Your body is completely fried
Your back here again?!
It’s funny to watch you fail
(player) tried messing with gravity… and lost
don’t look down so you can j0in me
your decaying corpse will be an object for ridicule and mockery
oh, the horrible pain of defeat
you are worthless
try again, good bye
I’m not saying Im keeping track of how many times you fail but… you fail3d
Player forgot to read the fine print.
(player) took failing to the next level
POV: You fail3d
IM sorry, I can’t image what you are going through
Good friends will mourn your failur3, your best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after your failur3.
(player) went off with a bang!
This was meant to happen
WHOOPS
Did you forget to survive again?
I wouldn’t have done that if I were you
“I LAGGED”, quit whining
We all make mistakes
lets try a little harder next time…okay?
Get good, buddy
I should make a montage of each time you fail, that would break the record for longest montage created)
you have not fail3d another time, you simply found another way to fail
See ya, now world piece has been acquired!
well goodbye, not a big loss…
so you didn’t get the free gimbucks?
Try noob mode instead of medium
“Target Destroyed”
I told you to get an A+ 100% on your test, tsk, tsk
Well, I guess 314159265359… Isn’t the charm…
It wasn’t even a player… :clown_face:
(Player) was informed of their expiration date… :waving_hand:
WOW, I’m SOOOOOOOO suprised :yawning_face:
Skill issue :skull_and_crossbones: :rofl:
Yesterday is History, tomorrow is a…oh wait, no tomorrow for you! :exploding_head:
Youve d 1 e d from (what you have d 1 e d from) Next time (cause of d e a t h like if you d 1 e d from a player say try running away)
Good luck next time. -(what or who k 1 l l e d you)
“Geeeeeet dunked on!” - (whoever brought you to an unfortunate end)
Looks like you’re pretty TIRED from that one (player gets run over)
ya know the odds of you dyng there are 1 in 1 quintillion
sorry i fell asleep from how SLOW you are
I filled a notebook with how many failures you had.
It’s not even funny at this point…
In case you don’t understand, the point is to not d!e.
Someone grab the popcorn, I need to see this.
Hol up, u d!ed again?
Ummm… practice makes perfect?
You had one job, one!
You know what? Try again
Okay that’s it, i’m not watching u fail again
bruh
My grandma could finish this faster if she respawned as much as you.
Um, are you trying to d!e?
Let’s hope that’s lag, and move on…
So close! yet so far
(insert incoherent sounds of rage)
When the player succeeds:
It’s about time
Finally, world peace!
(insert incoherent sounds of joy)
“Welcome back, and see you soon.”
You do realize the point of this is to win, right?
In this game, you want points. It’s not golf.
If I had a penny for every time you faild, I would have $10.43.
“You know there’s also winning?”
“[Player name] sucks! Alert [Player name] sucks Alert”
“You aren’t supposed to lose…”
“Yeah- no, are you playing blindfolded?”
“There is no easy mode, I’m sorry.”
“Okay, see, you use this to blast…”
“I quit.”
Bro stop d13ing, you doing more that the gim reaper.
You d13d, such a noob.
Maybe learn the game before trying.
How…
Woah.. Noobmaster incoming.
Just… Skill Issue.
“…don’t d!e it’s not that hard”
“human pain is funny”
“Hello? Dy1ng wasn’t the objective”
“Are you that bad?”
“You’d still d1e even if I told the the pill had po1son in it”
“I know I’m a computer but you’re really burning my circuits right now”
“Alright I see the problem, you need to turn the gadget AWAY from your face, kay?”
yeah, stop d1eing, gims!!!
Wow. Just amazing. I’ve never seen someone so bad at this game.

the details thing is here for a reason
for credit scroll up, i didn’t want to ping everyone lol

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Bro stop d13ing, you doing more that the grim reaper.
You d13d, such a noob.
Maybe learn the game before trying.
How…
Woah.. Noobmaster incoming.
Just… Skill Issue.

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yeah, stop d1eing, gims!!!

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“…don’t d!e it’s not that hard”
“human pain is funny”
“Hello? Dy1ng wasn’t the objective”
“Are you that bad?”
“You’d still d1e even if I told the the pill had po1son in it”
“I know I’m a computer but you’re really burning my circuits right now”
“Alright I see the problem, you need to turn the gadget AWAY from your face, kay?”

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Wow. Just amazing. I’ve never seen someone so bad at this game.

(I’ll come up with more later, needs to do mon homework)

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oh I have one, okay here it goes
“each success is built on a mountain of fal|ures”
“just push every button, you should eventually win”
“If you feel like giving up, think about this, everyone gives up at some point in their life just at different times tho”

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Did you know that you can move using arrow keys? Try using them to hide next time.
Giving up seems like a valid option. You could go for that? You know? Giving up?

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“I’d rather watch paint dry.”
“Who let the toddler play?”
“Do you need an instruction manual?”

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Oooh, my turn ::DD

myyYYY PCEEEEEEEEEEEE
This little penguin must be served on a silver platter
“It was a flash bang that blinded me for a few years”
Are you a referee or maybe just another goober
You don’t walk uphill both ways
Get off my lawn - getrithekd (man I love that quote)
If pain can’t teach you, I don’t know what can
If you think you’re a gamer, wait until you see the guillotine controller
If you hurt yourself using the guillotine controller, you’re a noob
This just in - gamer drops from lowest rank to even lower rank
Somebody broke their controller
Why is the keyboard crusty
Stop ordering body pillows of your favorite characters
Oh BROTHER, THIS GUY STINKS
Do you play Forsaken? Stop buying money, and actually play
Bro just got owned in SFOTH by Shed
Plead LMS is a banger but you’re not

Yes I am big on Forsaken

Are those the digits of pi

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