Woah woah woah. Before you go and flag this post, the previous one was made by me and was deleted for no reason. So lets chill on the flag spammers.
Anyways, back to the topic. Do you think your knockout messages were boring? Well, here are some messages that you can use!
Dying to Lava Messages
<Player> took “liquid courage” way too literally.<Player> went in hot and came out… not.<Player> achieved 1000°C of bad decisions.<Player> joined the lava resistance. Resistance was futile.<Player> saw the lava and thought, “What’s the worst that could happen?”<Player> got their daily dose of minerals. Mostly molten ones.<Player> went for a swim and discovered evaporation.<Player> mistook magma for a tanning bed.<Player> discovered the secret recipe for regret.<Player> dipped their toes in lava. They no longer have toes.<Player> took a shortcut straight to the molten core.<Player> entered the “floor is lava” tournament. Lost instantly.<Player> turned up the heat on their adventure — literally.<Player> went out in a blaze of mediocrity.<Player> thought the lava was just orange carpet.<Player> became a permanent part of the landscape.<Player> wanted to test the melting point of courage. Test successful.<Player> skipped leg day but didn’t skip lava day.<Player> confused “hot drop” with “lava drop.”<Player> is now technically a liquid.<Player> brought a bucket to a volcano fight.<Player> has been thoroughly flambéed.<Player> forgot to pack their asbestos boots.<Player> is now available in the “extra crispy” variety.<Player> just discovered why lava lamps don’t use real lava.<Player> fulfilled his dream of being air fired (@Zappy_Zaptos)<Player> became a nice new ingredient in Granny’s Homemade Lava Soup. (@bakedpotato)<Player> mistook lava for Pepto-Bismol. They don’t have a stomach anymore. (@bakedpotato)<Player> thought lava was orange soda. (@wal4o)<Player> mistook a lava pit for a hot tub. (@wal4o)<Player> took a big gulp of lava, now that’s what I can heart burn! (@wal4o)
Lasers
<Player> learned the hard way that lasers aren’t decorative.<Player> discovered that light can, in fact, hurt.<Player> found out lasers don’t come with a “stun” setting.<Player> walked into a security system’s bad side.<Player> underestimated the cutting power of concentrated photons.<Player> got surgically removed from existence.<Player> forgot that lasers are basically light with anger issues.<Player> stood between a laser and its purpose.<Player> mistook a dangerous ray for modern art.<Player> was sliced into digital confetti by precision optics.<Player> experienced the rare condition known as “laser burnout.”<Player> became the target of an overachieving laser pointer.<Player> got vaporized with scientific accuracy.<Player> stood too close to the “Do Not Cross” beam.<Player> discovered that lasers don’t miss — ever.<Player> became an unintentional light show.<Player> tried to dodge photons. Spoiler: photons are fast.<Player> was cleanly removed from reality by beam technology.<Player> is now a perfectly measured hole.<Player> met the business end of science.
PVP
<Player1> just turned <Player2> into loot.<Player2> forgot that <Player1> doesn’t do mercy.<Player1> introduced <Player2> to the respawn screen.<Player2> zigged when they should’ve zagged.<Player1> demonstrated superior clicking technique.<Player2> got skill-checked by <Player1>.<Player1> made sure <Player2> won’t try *that* again.<Player1> just turned <Player2> into a learning experience.<Player2> brought a stick to a sword fight with <Player1>.<Player1> ended <Player2>’s motivational arc.<Player2> underestimated <Player1> — and paid in respawn tokens.<Player1> yeeted <Player2> into the next patch update.<Player2> forgot PvP doesn’t stand for “Polite vs Polite.”<Player1> just harvested <Player2> for parts.<Player1> taught <Player2> about consequences.<Player2> got added to <Player1>’s highlight reel.<Player1> solved their <Player2> problem with violence.<Player2> became <Player1>’s latest success story.<Player2> forgot to read the combat tutorial.<Player1> just upgraded from “player” to “predator.”<Player1> sent <Player2> back to the lobby (@Zappy_Zaptos)
Falling In Platformer (@Zappy_Zaptos for idea)
<Player> believed in themselves. Gravity didn’t.<Player> found the quickest route to the bottom.<Player> missed the platform… and everything else.<Player> forgot to jump. Repeatedly.<Player> discovered terminal velocity the hard way.<Player> really stuck that landing… somewhere down there.<Player> dropped out of existence (and college).<Player> fell so hard they made friends with the floor.<Player> believed they could fly. They could not.<Player> is now a pancake with dreams.<Player> skipped the platform and went straight to the void.<Player>'s gameplay was peak, not anymore.<Player> said hello to the void. (@CommanderGOAT)<Player> couldn’t comprehend the laws of the world AKA gravity. (@Nitram12233)<Player> was peering into the void, and never came back. (@Nitram12233)<Player> tried to jump, but never saw the other platform. (@Nitram12233)<Player> was way too aerodynamic. (@bakedpotato)<Player> skipped science class. Specifically, the lesson about gravity. (@bakedpotato)<Player> realized that there wasn’t an invisible platform. (@bakedpotato)<Player> hit the ground a lil too hard… (@wal4o)
Dying to a Sentry
<Player> tried to high-five a sentry. The sentry prefers low-fives… with bullets.<Player> did a backflip. The sentry did a headshot.<Player> said "I’m too fast for you!" The sentry disagreed… politely.<Player> played peekaboo. The sentry peeked with a rocket.<Player> thought they were the main character. The sentry edited the scene.<Player> whispered "I’m a ninja." The sentry whispered back: "Not today."<Player> attempted parkour. The sentry attempted elimination.<Player> ran screaming. The sentry applauded accuracy.<Player> thought a sentry was just a decoration. The sentry thought differently.<Player> wanted to pet the sentry. The sentry wanted to pet <Player>… permanently.<Player> tried to flirt with the sentry. The sentry shot first. (This is why only teenagers or adults should be on the forums)<Player> read the sentry manual. The sentry ignored instructions.<Player> wanted a peaceful duel. The sentry wanted instant peace.<Player> aimed carefully. The sentry aimed deadlier.<Player> tried to sneak. The sentry tried to snicker… then fired.<Player> jumped dramatically. The sentry jumped even more dramatically… on <Player>.<Player> asked for mercy. The sentry asked for nothing… and took everything.<Player> learnt that sentries aren't their friends (@hello_therel)<Player> got absolutely rekted (@CommanderGOAT)
Just about anything (@cheezesRcool for idea)
<Player> kicked the bucket. Spectacularly.<Player> Maybe you should blame it on the lag.<Player> I expected a little more, but okay.<Player> will be remembered… briefly.<Player> met their inevitable d0om. Dramatically.<Player> had a bad day. Forever.<Player> pressed all the wrong buttons.<Player> tried living. The universe said "Nope."<Player> fell victim to life’s tutorial.<Player> was taken out. Politely.<Player> is now part of the floor.<Player> underestimated fate. Fate overestimated patience.<Player> believed in themselves. D3ath did not.<Player> tried one more time. Last time.<Player> said "This won’t hurt." It did.<Player> was overconfident. D3ath was punctual.<Player> went to sleep forever. Alarm clock ignored.<Player> faced the inevitable. And lost.<Player> learned a new skill: respawning.<Player> is no longer available. Please try again later.<Player> had a nice day…which turned not so nice. (@CommanderGOAT)<Player> has a skill issue. (@CommanderGOAT)<Player> should reread the tutorial. (@CommanderGOAT)<Player> should go find a different game. (@CommanderGOAT )<Player> was brainrotted to the extremities of the unknown. (@Nitram12233
If anyone got any ideas feel free to tell me. I’m adding yours with credit as well 
Abandoned the guide
. Hey, are you taking suggestions? If so, I got some