Hey. The Utah Jazz will not see you now…
In the meantime, read my bio…

Hey, my name’s Cam, and I live in Utah. My favorite basketball team is the Utah Jazz, and my favorite thing to do is play basketball. I plan to become the best player the franchise has ever seen, but it’s nearly impossible because I might not get drafted by them. If I’m lucky, I’ll get a 3.3% chance of being drafted, because there’s 30 NBA teams. I plan to attend the University of Utah, and play baseball and basketball there.

Still here? Oh, you want basketball lore? Alright…

:basketball: Basketball Lore

Once there was a man named Cameron Dove who wanted to become a legendary basketball player. He trained from the time he was five until he was ninety seven. He was born in Salt Lake City, and he was friends with many people. His family was very proud of him, but it was, like, 1987, so he couldn’t even think about anything besides basketball and getting his grades because that’s what every parent wants their kids to do. So he attended Beehive High School…and there, something very terrible happened…

(more coming soon)