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Hey non-official silly billys!

So I need some perfectly insane and absurd food options for a mall food court. I’m kinda tired of making sane ones.

"Luke, won’t some of these maybe demonetize you? "

"… It- it’ll be fine… "

Also don’t use this as a chatting thing or spam a lot. Just reply with a few absurd food options pls.

I’m also need ~40 so yah…

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So Idrk what exactly you want, because I feel like this will get cluttered easily, but here ya go!

‘Horsemeat-I MEAN BEEF hotdog’

‘Not-yo cheese’

‘A candy from your grandma’s drawer that haven’t been sold since 1985 for legal and health reasons but hey it looks yum’

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Aren’t we all?

(The following text was generated by an AI)

for legal purposes that was a joke btw

Here’s some food ideas:

Steve’s Lava Chicken (yep. we’re starting here.)
A totally inconspicuous and not suspicious apple.
Schrödinger’s Burger
A bag of Gimitos (laced with Gimfish Essence)

Deer Crackers

because of my GOAT nokotan

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Penguin (yoyo’s favorite)
Turtle (some other guy’s favorite)

Let me know what you think!

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.no sane ones? Good
You never said it has to sound like a food
The insect sandwich
NEWTON’S FLAMING LASER SWORD!!!
Gimkit servers cereal
A bowl of the sun
Edible water
Drinkable potatoes
An egg, but due to popular сonspiracy it is now flat :frowning:
This textbox
Your words

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“Deer Teeth, for you, kid!”
Rotten Flesh
Uncooked soda
Sock-pockets
16 live rats, now in cube form!
Unshelled baby

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I don’t think I can fit this right… Lollll

I knew this would end up here.

I don’t know what it is about it, but I like this one…

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pistachio flavored pickle juice
deep fried blue pikmin
supercooled Christmas ornament
this guy

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crusty pockets flavored with still water
black licorice flavored orange juice
dry ice

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Wait, you’re telling me that you want the “I’m firin ma lazer” guy on the OP’s menu?

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yes

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It’s me tiem to shine.

  • CANNED TOMATO AIR! Healthy, delectable air that you’ll collapse on the floor beggin’ for moa!
  • Do I even need to explain?
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  • FOOT FUNGI-erm, I meant mushroom stew! Yea…
  • Penguin-free penguins!
  • Pizza on pineapple.
  • Orange flavored toothpaste.
  • Lemonade fresh from the bathroom.
  • Fermented neon and/or monochrome beds
  • Red 3 served straight from the bottle
  • Cereal/raw pasta and bleach (with a hint of ice cubes dropped on the floor) (more specifically, bleach poured in before cereal)
  • A hyperrealistic horse head candle that smells like apple cider vinegar, orange peels, raw bacon and strawberries. The expired kind. On a stick, fresh from the grounds of a dumpster. Drizzled with horseradish and ketchup.
  • Expired, jellified clam chowder straight from the can mixed with the saliva of someone that just ate onions.
  • A rotten banana with ketchup and cereal.

[Still thinking of moa.]

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Fries with a side of Burger.

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chewing.mp4

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The grapes from the “Got any Grapes?” franchise (is that a thing)
Edible Air
Generic Food
Chewed up gum imported straight from the tables in a random school
baloneos (oreos with baloney in them)
AI Generated food
AI infused water
Lax-Beans
A slice of flat earth
Chicken Jockey Meat (yay)
Water flavored water
Lunchly cheese sticks
“You want a hamburger with that salt?”
A stick of deep fried butter covered in mayo

Special types of desserts:
Mustard, Ketchup, Mayo, or Ranch Ice cream!
Pickle cupcakes
Generic Dessert
Chocolate-dipped fried rats
Glazed leeches

I think I’ll stop now

for now :neutral_face:

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King Fox Taco: Made with ground beef, cheese, and sweet berries. Oh, and a more-than-suspicious amount of fox fur.
Energy Drink: Infused with arsenic. It’s healthy. We promise.
Colorful Lemonade: Great if you want your kids poisoned with artificial colors! Includes Red 40 as a main ingredient.
Coffee: 50/50 chance of giving you ADHD
Radioactive Sandwich: Either die painfully or gain powers. Side effect: causes YouTube addictions man I eat too many of these

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More food (because I’m a certified BIG BACK):

Diet water
That Among Us chicken nugget that sold on E-bay for like a million dollars or smth
@ars3nic (yeah I see you typing buddy)
a literal black hole (NOT BLACKHOLE927)
varth dader’s sightlaber
oxygen in a bottle (o’hare enterprises’ certified)
Hwachae
any of the neons. yeah. monochrome supremacy.

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Apple computers are edible, right?

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Yeah, but you’re supposed to destroy the Chromebooks, not the Macbooks.

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@Coolcaden26 “Monochrome supremacy”? Well excuse me. Your bed’s getting painted >:3
Poisoned Juicebox
Hot fries, made from handpicked poisonous potatoes stolen from villages. Thrown through a Nether portal and burnt to a crisp.
Chicken Jockey Nuggets, made from a free-range Minecraft chicken that may or may not have been sat on by a zombie.

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I eat MacBooks in my mouth

…

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what mac tastes good?

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edible paint sound like a good sauce

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monochrome sandwiches, milkshakes, fries, and even juices

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