Ideas for Dungeons & Dragons?

Ever played D&D before? There are these things called “stat blocks”- lists or grids that show the stats of a creature.

These stat blocks will be formatted like this:

Name (For a Character or Creature)
Hit Points (HP or Health)
Attacks (At least 2)
Abilities (Optional)

No putting your name down for the Character/Creature name.
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ALL OF THE GAME WILL BE IN TEXT BOXES


  1. You can get reported for not reading the first post; it’s in the Additional Rules topic. ↩︎

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I would just use gims for the names.

Get Hp depending on rarity of gim

Attacks that relate to the type of gim

Abilities same as attacks

(1) We don’t know the rarity of the gim they play as…
(2) I’m not looking for ideas on how to do stats, I want ideas for stats for different creatures you make up.

OOOO…I thought these were sentries my bad

They could choose the gim they are though

I’m outta here

The creatures are not sentries, but they are text boxes though.

Maybe I should explain more.
EDIT: Edited the first post for explanation

Porkal (dwarf)
50 hp
Barbarian strike 10 damage and Dagger stab 5 damage
Andrenaline (ability) Does double damage when 10 or less hp

Heres a joke one

God
Hp:1B
Mind melting transformation: 1d6 1B melting damage
Cease existing: just makes you unexist

Abilities: can make you spontaneously combust into sprinkles

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Name: Queen’s Knight
HP: 32
AC: 12
Languages: Common
Attacks:
Broadsword; 1d6 slashing damage
Shield Bash; 2d4 bludgeoning damage
Sorry if you can’t do the dice or languages but I’m doing actual like dnd stats (I dm almost every week and this is a simplified version of a NPC I made)

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I read in a Reddit post once,
“God stat blocks are basically [freak] you, I win.”

armadillo

I’m a DM too, @ARMADILLO!

I can make the dice AND the languages, so don’t worry!

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I love D&D, so here’s one based on a classic monster!

Hidden (like a Minic)

HP: 60

AC: 10

Attacks:

  • Bite: 10 (or 1D12, depending on what you are using)
  • Sneak attack: Only works when the player has not yet seen the Hidden: 50 (Or 3D12)

Abilities: Can hide as any GKC prop (don’t know how that would work, but thought it would be cool!)

Un-dead (Zombie)
Hp: 25 (+5 for every zombie around it)
Attacks: Shambling strike (5 damage), Gnaw (10 damage plus poison dealing 5 damage per round for 8 rounds)
Ability: None

I forgot to mention that this is a pack animal and there is always at least two of them.
Transform that into dice stats or smth. (I play DND with my lucky dice and roll some pretty high numbers on the regular)

ooooh text? like a terminal game?
Anyways.


Skeletal Warrior

5 INT
5 WIS
7 CON
3 CHR
10 STR

10 HP
15 AC (he has armor on)

Attacks
Sword Slash - 1d4 Slashing Damage
Block - Raise AC by 5 for this turn only
Multiattack - Use either Sword Slash twice, or Sword Slash and then Block


@NoLife edited it in

i just realized i forgot half of the stat block.
the actual stats ;-;

Count Cumulus
Has the Noble Background
Is the Fighter class with the Battle Master subclass
Wields a Great Axe with 1d12 slashing damage
Speaks both Common and Draconic.
Slash-1d12 slashing damage
Insult-1d8 + or - Charisma modifier
Sidestep - Cheat fate by dodging an attack that would k1ll you (1 use)

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dredge rock hp 10
attacks flame breath , big chompers

it’s basically a mini dragon

List the damage it deals…

EDIT: @supa_gim, still, for ideas, you’re supposed to list damage.
If you don’t it’s just marked invalid.

look bro I know nada of d and d you do that its just an idea no offense

so rpg text adventure?
(is what I’m understanding
from this and that you need ideas formatted with stat blocks)

Yep, except…
…you can do (almost) any action!

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