How to make a cleaver

Nobody asked for this, but I feel like making it so here we go!

Step 1.
Get a metal sign (The most difficult part)
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Step 2.
Get more signs, shrink them down, and orient them like this (Don’t forget to overlay them on the base)
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Step 3.
Time for the handle, you will need a metal pole and more metal signs
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And you’re done, I hope you enjoy
(Based of the dying light 2 No parking cleaver weapon)
(Dying light 2 is a post-apocalyptic city after zombies have taken over the world, so it’s meant to look scraped together)
(IT HAS BEEN ENLARGED JUST LIKE THIS TEXT!!!)

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Nice! (If only they added the barn prop, this would be cool to add on top of it)
Not it’s intended use tho

I had to look up what a cleaver was for this guide, looks epic!

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Neither did I! This is an amazing guide!
The first thing that came to mind is the family flower of a clover :four_leaf_clover:
Which is stupid, because it looks nothing like a flower!!! :rofl:
Ironic, right? Anyways, nice!

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isn’t that a bit big for a foot tall gim? Like it would take 2-3 to hold it, ngl.

It was probably sized up for the instructions.

I made it bigger than you would normally make it to make sure people can see the fine details

:rofl: That’s extremely funny!
It’s the truth. I assumed that would be @Coffee’s rebuttal.

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Great minds think alike

yes, but maybe do a pick of it shunken or add it to the guide as a disclaimer said enlarged for detail like a box of cereal says.

Or different, in some cases.
:rofl: Okay, I’m lying on the floor right now, because this is getting out of hand-funny.

Imagine if that was done for every single guide!
Man, that was the funniest thing I’ve heard today. First one like this:
:bear: CALIFORNIA APPROVAL™ :bear:
Btw, it says that for every single food, even toothpaste and hairbrushes. :toothbrush:

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will that be like the next, “pictures are powerful!” thing?

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“Guide inlarged for details :joy:

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…Cal, do you eat toothpaste?

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for real for real lol

this is going to haunt me, isn’t it?

It might be. Not sure.
You can almost never predict this forum’s reactions to anything.

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Nah, I will make sure Wolf never lives this down >:)

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added art
nice guide